Rangers minor leaguers caught beating off under-aged prospect

Gotttttttt damn!!!!  Crazy story here.

I’m not going to jump to conclusions here, but maybe that’s why Dominicans and Latinos are better baseball players that Americans.  Sometimes you gotta hold a kid’s arms and legs down and beat him off with a Texas Rangers shirt.

Hazing masturbation rule 1 though, you can’t post that shit on Instagram. Get your shit together.

 

Advertisements